As twitter evolves you’ll meet several people.. some truly authentic and amazing others that will cause you to draw doodles like this…

The pimp sells people, followers, its an art, who can have the very best peeps to follow, your not a person, you are currency.

The tweet’o’dama is dangerous predator in twitter. This person works people for a living, you are the prey. Oh they’d like to involve you in their enlightened empowered agenda.. but sadly, you need to subscribe first, sign on the dotted line, gimme some bucks and i’ll let you into my groove garden.

A minion of the twitscape comes to you bearing gifts of utter social media reason. Your product doesn’t matter, who’s your customer, what do you sell, stop that pesky 2 dimensional thinking, you need a bigger idea, you need bubblegum.. you need twitter.

Probably the most dangerous person you’ll meet on twitter is tweezy. This person is like the crazy lady in the movies that comes from that town where everything is opposite and all is accepted. They defy your every notion of what is what all with the twist that.. well… you clearly need saved.